May 2013
me: why does no one like me
person: i like you'
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me
Reblog this is if it is okay to come to you and...
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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stuartsometimes:
I’m not a morning person
I’m not even an afternoon person
I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon coming out from under your bed to tell you about something important and slowly sliding back under
subspacetsundere:
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
if i could ignore myself i would
pidgeot:
sailorramen:
chadleymacguff:
when you’re texting a cute boy and they suddenly stop responding
cute boys won’t even text me to begin with
nobody even texts me
poopflow:
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
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mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
lindsaur-gor:
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
how to keep your virginity forever: look like me
quiet-stormwater:
quiet-stormwater:
What did eddie vedder say when he got across the road
He mumbled some vowels. Nobody could figure out what he was saying.
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
pattinsin:
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear